It’s our first Wicked Uncle USA birthday, and we’re gonna celebrate by remembering our roots.
One year ago, our company crashed to the rocky shores of Washington, D.C. with a British accent and a dream. That dream? To become the most beloved toy seller in the New World! But of course we had a lot to learn.
We forged streams of pushback, battling ferociously to set up shipping prices that wouldn’t make a grown man cry. We searched high and low for the coolest toys in the land, and the most attractive employees. We fought the evil snakes of the Amazon and the animals at Toys R Us to become the wickedest uncles in the land!
And now, as our first year comes to a close, there’s only one conceivable way to celebrate: CAKE! (Or dog food, for our more refined friends.)
Ain’t no party like a Wicked Uncle party ‘cuz a Wicked Uncle party’s basically a zoo. Happy birthday to us!
And take a look at this nice montage of some of our highlights for the day:
Wicked Uncle USA is running a giveaway! All you have to do is follow us, “LIKE”, and comment on our giveaway posts on on Facebook or Twitter. We will choose the winners at random by replying to your comment. It’s really that simple. Except, of course, that it isn’t quite, because every good giveaway has some terms and conditions. Here are ours:
This competition is in no way sponsored, endorsed or administrated by, or associated with Facebook, Twitter or Instagram. If you enter one of our competitions, we will assume that you have read these rules and that you agree to them.
*Serious Face & Throat Clear*
~To enter our competition you must be a US resident, and 18 years old or over at the time of entry.
~No responsibility can be accepted for entries that are not received for any reason.
~The winner will be the entrant(s) selected at random by Wicked Uncle.
~The closing date/time is as specified in each competition, and Wicked Uncle USA reserves the right to amend the competition end date at any time.
~If you win a competition, we will notify you on the platform where you enter. If we cannot contact you or you do not respond within two weeks, we reserve the right to offer the prize to another competition entrant.
~The prize cannot be transferable to another person.
~No prize or part of a prize is exchangeable for cash, tickets or services.
~If an advertised prize is not available, we reserve the right to offer an alternative prize.
~Wicked Uncle reserves the right to amend these rules at any time. If we do this, we will publish the amended competition rules.
Whoa, that was dull. But necessary! Here is a joke to make everything okay again:
My friend asked me to help him round up his 37 sheep.
I said “40.”
As the leaves begin to change all across the U.S. and the air turns chilly, what better way to spend the evening doing homework or on a playdate with the softest blankets of all time! If your feet are getting cold, Wicked Uncle’s got you covered.
If you’re shopping for a beautiful mermaid or merman who dreams of life in the ocean, check out our magnificent rainbow mermaid tail blanket! Swim out to the open carpet ocean to pet dolphins and explore unknown shipwrecks on the living room floor!
If you’ve got a child with a lion’s heart, then our roary lion blanket will perfectly warm the king of the jungle, keeping them scary AND snuggly. With hand pockets for your claws you’ll be able to pounce and leap, then curl up and take a nap.
If the kids in your life love the world’s largest fish, then wrap them up in our shark blankets! We’ve got two great white sharks, one shark attack in profile and one head-on shark attack. It’s the perfect chance to try getting eaten by a shark!
For the child who’s running with elves and dancing with centaurs, get them the unicorn hoodie blanket. This gift is perfect because they can decorate their own magical best friend using the easy instructions and exercise their creativity.
Each blanket is made with a super soft material, with no fur, scales, or teeth from real animals. These blankets will bring hours of imaginative play and fun, likely followed by a nice long nap. Bring out the wild right at home as the weather changes and enjoy the excitement!