Christmas should be fun and festive, so why not give your friends and family the gift of laughter this year? To help you out, we asked the hilarious Wicked Uncle elves for their top recommendations. Whether you’re looking for a stocking stuffer or a gift to put under the tree, here’s our list of this year’s funniest presents. This December, make ‘em laugh!
Top 10 Tried & Tested Toys
- Pencil Nose
- Sticky The Poo
- Slimeball Dodgetag
- Stinky Pig
- Speak and Repeat Martian
- Are You Dumber Than A Box Of Rocks?
- World’s Smallest Voice Changer
- Atomic Power Popper
- Wicked Pranks and Jokes
No hands allowed!
Sure, you can blow your nose like a champ, but can you draw with it? For the budding artists in your family, try this hilarious twist on the classic guess-the-drawing party game. Pick up a card, put on the special glasses, and use your nose to draw the clue on the erasable pad. The results will have you snorting with laughter!
All of the fun, none of the smell
It’s the moment we’ve all been waiting for: everyone’s favorite phone emoji has finally come to life! Squeeze him, mold him, throw him! This squishy little poo will splat and stick to any flat surface. Imagine the shrieks of laughter and delight when Mom finds him stuck to the bathroom wall. Good clean fun for the whole family!
Deck the halls with slimeballs!
There are three rules to keeping healthy at Christmas: stay active, maintain a sense of humor, and throw some slime at your relatives. In this wacky twist on dodgeball, simply put on a sticky vest and hurl slimeballs at your opponent. These icky green slimeballs only stick to the vests, so there’s no clean-up required! Sure to be a silly, sporty, slimy good time!
Merry Christmas and a Gassy New Year!
Hot potato is so 2018. This year, it’s all about Stinky Pig! In this ticking timebomb of a game, you sit in a circle and pass the humming Stinky Pig around until… wait for it… wait for it… he farts! The unlucky player who’s holding him at that yucky moment must take a token. At the end of the game, the player with the fewest tokens is the winner. We dare you not to giggle…or should we say, pig-gle?!
Fun that’s out of this world
Wouldn’t it be great if your family agreed with everything you said this Christmas? Keep dreaming! But we’ve got the next best thing to an agreeable relative: a mimicking martian. This happy little creature will bop around and repeat everything you say in his silly martian voice. With his cute eyes and playful smile, this plush alien will abduct your heart!
We can’t all be ROCKet scientists…
Test your family’s knowledge with this entertaining and humbling game. Race the rocks around the board by answering trivia questions. Every answer is either 0, 1, or 2. Give your answer, then shake the box of rocks and get their answer. Could you really be dumber than a box of rocks? Your relatives will be in stitches as they realize the answer to this question might be…yes.
A pocket-sized prank
It might be small, but this teeny-tiny toy will leave you with a gigantic case of the giggles! No need to spend hours practicing your funny voices this holiday season. With amplification and four different voice-distorting options, this mini megaphone will do all the heavy lifting. Whether you’re belting out Christmas carols or reading out the ingredients in Grandma’s top-secret pumpkin pie recipe, your wacky voice will be heard — and laughed at!
An endless loop of laughs
Looking for some indoor/outdoor family fun this Christmas? Pindaloo might be precisely what you need to keep everyone entertained! Just loop the ball from one end to the other. Simple, right? Wrong. Very, very wrong. You won’t be able to stop trying to master this deceptively difficult and highly addictive task. Who knew failure could be so funny?
Quick, build a pillow fort to defend yourself! Loaded with 12 orange foam balls, this popper can hit targets up to 20 feet away. Its air-powered popper means the faster you pump, the faster and farther you shoot. An ideal choice for a high-energy, high-intensity, fun-loving relative. Just give the rest of the family a heads-up first — they’ll need to be ready to take cover!
No rest for the wicked!
Here’s one for the master mischief-makers and pranksters in your life. But be warned: this box is a complete toolkit for jokesters. And worse yet, the booklet is a detailed instruction manual for all kinds of clever pranks! Not sure what the ‘Smart Phone Spider Trick’ is? How about the ‘Bone Cruncher’? Get ready to laugh and scream, and scream with laughter, because the whole family will soon find out!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite!