Love doesn’t always have to be romance and chocolates and roses. Sometimes it means laughing and playing, and we happen to specialize in those two things. So if you’re the kind of person looking for a hilarious, goofy gift for your love this Valentine’s day, here are some ideas from your favorite online toy store:
- Bath Bombs – Unicorn Poo
- Hearts – Slap Watch
- Donuts – Six Odd Socks
- Atomic Dog – Wireless Speaker
- BBop Balls – For Two!
- Tiny Baking – World’s Smallest Baking Set
- Unicorn Poo – Rare, Magical, and Sticky
- Bean Boozled
- Candy Sushi Gummies
For a luxious bath in the poo of a mythical creature…
Nothing says ‘I love you’ like the gift of bathing luxury. They’ll get home from a long day, plop one of these colorful balls into the bath, and sink deep into a magical, mythical, fizzy rainbow unicorn soak. Mythical creature poo has never been so relaxing and luxurious. Or colorful.
Never be late for another date…
Being late for a romantic dinner or a date is never a good look, but you never have to be now that you have this convenient time piece. Just slap it on and go. The quality analog movement and big juicy hearts will remind you that there’s always time for your love!
Something soft and sweet for your loved one’s feet…
Have you ever seen a box of donuts and thought, “Those look so delicious, I wish I could wear them?” Wonder no more. Gift your loved one with these donut socks; they’ll delight in rolling on the soft, mismatched donut designs. Soft, colorful, and odd, just like your love!
A funny pug mug wireless speaker for your romantic tunes…
Whether your romantic music preference is soft rock, jazz, hip-hop, or a jaunty polka, anything will sound great coming from this adorably goofy pug mug speaker. It’s cool. It’s gold. It says, ‘You’re weird and that’s okay, I love you.’ Take your music to the next level with this atomic dog.
For getting up close and personal…
If you have the kind of love that requires running into each other at high velocity, show your love with a set of BBop balls. Inflate, wear, and go. Because sometimes love is like atoms, and you just need to bounce off each other.
Bake some tiny sweet sweets for your sweetie…
If you’ve ever asked your sweetie if they were hungry, and they said, “I’m not starving, but I could eat a little something,” then here’s the answer. Bake your sweetie a tiny version of the classics, like a tiny lattice-crust pie or a pizza, with these tiny tools. They say the way to your loved one’s heart is through their tiny stomach.
Be sure you’re awake on the big day…
Let’s face it: every day with your love is a big day. So make sure they, and you, are awake and ready to go for them with this alarm clock that runs away. When the big day comes, they’ll be so irritated with this clock that you’ll look like a true romantic hero.
Because we know your love can’t get enough rainbow poo…
Because we know romance, we know your love with be delighted with this sticky, moldable unicorn poo. Squish it, throw it, stick it. It sticks to walls and flat surfaces, so they’ll always have a sticky rainbow reminder of how much you love them!
A disgusting fun game that only someone who loves you will play…
Sometimes love means taking chances, and Bean Boozled is definitely a game of taking chances. Spin the spinner with your loved one and take a chance; it could be berry blue, it could be toothpaste. Is it buttered popcorn or rotten egg? Only someone who truly loves you will play this game with you.
Enjoy the artistry of sushi without the raw fish and stuff…
Looking for a beautiful, hand-crafted-looking sushi dinner to share with your loved one, but one or both of you aren’t crazy about raw fish? We’ve found the answer: share a tray of these beautiful gummy sushis. They look like sushi but taste like candy. The perfect end to a romantic dinner!
For more great gift ideas for many occasions, visit our website at www.wickeduncle.com.
Q: What did one sheep say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
A: I love ewe!
Q: How did the other sheep respond?
A: You’re not so baaaaaaaaaaa-ad yourself!