As birthday connoisseurs—it is, after all, what we do—we at Wicked Uncle know finding just the right thing to write in a birthday card for a kid can be difficult. If you’re struggling, start with our list of hilarious birthday jokes that any kid will love:
2. Why did the little girl hit her cake with a hammer?
It was a pound cake.
3. What does every birthday end with?
The letter Y.
4. What do you always get on your birthday?
A year older.
6. What did the teddy bear say after blowing out his candles?
No cake for me, I’m stuffed.
7. What kind of birthday cake do elves always ask for?
8. Why do candles always go on top of the cake?
Because they’re too hard to light from the bottom.
9. Why was the birthday cake so hard?
It was a marble cake.
11. What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
12. Which birthday party games to rabbits like the most?
13. What do cakes and baseball teams have in common?
They both need a good batter.