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Astronaut Vanilla Ice Cream Sandwich

$8.99

Did you ever wonder how astronauts go so long without delicious ice cream?

They don't! This freeze-dried sandwich can last up to 84 months and is made of real ice-cream. Once the super-geniuses at NASA remove the water with their freeze-drying technology, you're left with a crunchy, chocolate snack with creamy vanilla in the middle. This is a one-serving snack that's also low in sodium, for the health conscious. Whether you're preparing to blast off into space, or preparing for the apocalypse and stocking up on non-perishables, there's always room for this tiny, chocolate, freeze-dried wonder. Astronaut approved!

Why They'll love it

  • Lightweight, one-serving snack
  • Engineered by NASA's scientist for real astronauts
  • Freeze-dried and able to last up to 84 months

Technical Stuff

  • Ages: 4+
  • Size: 6.5" x 1" x 9"
  • Weight: 0.1 lbs

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