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Animals that Make Me Say EWWW!

$14.95

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It's a vast world we live in, filled with many majestic, beautiful creatures.

It's also filled with foul bottom-feeders and mucus monsters who'll do just about anything to survive. Learn all about the crabs who only eat rotting flesh, called carrion, or how hippos helipcopter their poop and send in flying in many directions to mark their hunting territory. Picking noses may be forbidden at school, but it's how gorillas and orangutans clear their noses so they can smell food and predators. Chock full of glossy, high definition photographs of the world's slimiest, stinkiest, bloodiest creatures!

Why They'll love it

  • Dozens of gross animals and fun facts
  • Gorgeous, close up pictures of yuckiness in its natural habitat
  • 80 pages of goofy blurbs and educational stories

Technical Stuff

  • Ages: 7+
  • Size: 8.5" x 1" x 11.5"
  • Weight: 0.5 lbs

All Children

We go to toy fairs all over the world and look for really cool stuff that we like. We want original, fun, interesting presents that you can give to small person who then thinks you are the super cool relative. Our mission is to spread fun. And that is why we are here.

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(240) 766 8990 The Wicked Uncle Elves
Q. What do hippy horses eat?

A. Hay, man.