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Zobmondo!! Would You Rather...?


This pocket-sized guide to making tough choices comes fully loaded with hundreds of twisted situations, from the unlikely to the physically impossible.

Still, one ought to be prepared for every scenario, right? For example, would you rather eat a live tarantula, OR hold a live wasp in your mouth for one minute? There are silly questions, painful questions, ethical questions, introspective questions, FOUL and ODIOUS questions, and more! Each question is accompanied by cooky facts, like what hospital regulations were like in Philadelphia in 1790, semi-relevant quotes from celebrities, fun facts and trivia, and various other odds and ends you might find useful in making your decision. Play the ULTIMATE rock-and-a-hard-place game with all your friends and family!

Why They'll love it

  • More than 400 pages of TWISTED questions
  • Serious decision-making practice
  • Fun facts and trivia sure to knock the socks off your friends and family

Technical Stuff

  • Ages: 12+
  • Size: 8.5" x 5.75" x 0.75"
  • Weight: 0.75 lbs

Thirteen And Up

This isn’t just for teenagers. Of course once they hit thirteen and get interested in clothes and music, you might think it is easier just to send cash. But more interestingly we have selected an eclectic group of presents that it is fun to give and to receive. And some of them are great for anybody of any age, who still retains that childlike pleasure in objects. Wicked.

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