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Inventions that Could Have Changed the World...

$14.95

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A glossy, fully illustrated hardback that shows us almost-innovations in transportation, ideas that were supposed to simplify our lives, weird and wacky toys, and strange ways to turn your babies and pets into multi-functional utilitarian tools.

Imagine if we had inflatable rugs for sleepovers so you didn't have to sleep on the floor! OR if the many lollipop inventions over the years had come to fruition, like a cellphone lollipop or a necklace that stores your lollipop for later? You'll even learn how the patent office works and what will catch their eye as a future inventor! Marvel at the mysteries of man's brain while you giggle at these goofy near-inventions.

Why They'll love it

  • Dozens of failed inventions and fun facts
  • Gorgeous, glossy illustrations and diagrams
  • Fascinating tales of inventors who didn't quite make it

Technical Stuff

  • Ages: 9+
  • Size: 10" x 1" x 10"
  • Weight: 1 lb

All Boys

Boys are fun-loving and intelligent creatures who enjoy life and get excited when you buy them cool presents. A sure-fire way to bring a smile to any boy’s face is to give them chocolate. They also love remote control toys and being creative, as well as gadgets and unusual books to read.

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