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Astronaut Vanilla Ice Cream Sandwich

$8.99

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Did you ever wonder how astronauts go so long without delicious ice cream?

They don't! This freeze-dried sandwich can last up to 84 months and is made of real ice-cream. Once the super-geniuses at NASA remove the water with their freeze-drying technology, you're left with a crunchy, chocolate snack with creamy vanilla in the middle. This is a one-serving snack that's also low in sodium, for the health conscious. Whether you're preparing to blast off into space, or preparing for the apocalypse and stocking up on non-perishables, there's always room for this tiny, chocolate, freeze-dried wonder. Astronaut approved!

Why They'll love it

  • Lightweight, one-serving snack
  • Engineered by NASA's scientist for real astronauts
  • Freeze-dried and able to last up to 84 months

Technical Stuff

  • Ages: 4+
  • Size: 6.5" x 1" x 9"
  • Weight: 0.1 lbs

Boys - 13 And Skywards...

Teen boys are very intelligent and love gadgets and gizmos. They appreciate any present that can be incorporated into mobile phone usage, as boys of that age are surgically attracted to their phones. They are keen on robots and enjoy playing pranks on their friends and family. They also want to look cool at all times.

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