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Danger is Still Everywhere - Field Guide

$12.99

Lively, fascinating exploration, with great, quirky pictures of all things dangerous- including parents.

, Follow the advice of expert dangerologist, Dr Noel Zone - given from the safety of his wardrobe, while the terrifying puppy Napkin barks from the floor. With hilarious art and graphics on each page, you'll learn about the hidden dangers of high-fives, (and why a shy-five is sometimes preferable,) how to make sure your dog isn't a zombie dog, how wearing bubble wrap everywhere can protect you a tennis matches and rock concerts, and more. Helpful acronyms and scary anecdotes about seemingly innocuous situations turned dangerous will prepare even the biggest dare-devil for all kinds of dangers. How would YOU have de-dangered swashbuckling pirates in the olden days? Get inspired and de-danger your whole world!

Why They'll love it

  • Hardback book with more than 200 pages of goofy stories and sage advice
  • Hilarious cartoons and artwork demonstrating the world's hidden dangers
  • Exam at the end of the book to become a certified dangerologist!

Technical Stuff

  • Ages: 9+
  • Size: 6.25" x 1" x 8"
  • Weight: 1.5 lbs

About Twelve Year Old Girls

Twelve year old girls are very sociable and love spending time with their friends. They enjoy playing cool and unusual games, and love creating some culinary masterpiece to share. They enjoy learning about their world around them and the human body and they enjoy listening to the latest music. These girls are the scientists and engineers of the future, so any gift you give them that has a focus on technology will be much appreciated.

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Q. What do hippy horses eat?

A. Hay, man.