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Astronaut Vanilla Ice Cream Sandwich

$8.99

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Did you ever wonder how astronauts go so long without delicious ice cream?

They don't! This freeze-dried sandwich can last up to 84 months and is made of real ice-cream. Once the super-geniuses at NASA remove the water with their freeze-drying technology, you're left with a crunchy, chocolate snack with creamy vanilla in the middle. This is a one-serving snack that's also low in sodium, for the health conscious. Whether you're preparing to blast off into space, or preparing for the apocalypse and stocking up on non-perishables, there's always room for this tiny, chocolate, freeze-dried wonder. Astronaut approved!

Why They'll love it

  • Lightweight, one-serving snack
  • Engineered by NASA's scientist for real astronauts
  • Freeze-dried and able to last up to 84 months

Technical Stuff

  • Ages: 4+
  • Size: 6.5" x 1" x 9"
  • Weight: 0.1 lbs

Girls, 13 And Older...

Some teenaged girls love things like baking and painting their nails, but they are also very happy playing arcade games. Because Wicked Uncle understand that there is more to being a girl than pink and sparkly stuff (although that is rather nice too, sometimes) girls in their teens and beyond will really appreciate a gift from us. You should be able to get a really unusual birthday or Xmas gift.

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